I have a *thing* for clocks. I have a *thing* for lots of things, but I really do have a special place in my heart for devices that measure time. So you may see various devices such as clocks, watches, and calendars here from time to time. Maybe even a sundial, if I can find one that fits here.
Here's a great Homer Simpson clock. He's got the best of both worlds, doughnuts AND beer! How could there be a happier Homer? If it would sing a variety of favorite Homer songs as your wake-up call, that would be fantastic.